He Said / She Said

For smart women who need a laugh and guys who can handle it:

He said - I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said - You wear pants don't you?

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a great idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa, watch TV and fart.

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said - Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said - They don't have time.

He said - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said - I don't know; it has never happened.

He said - Whaddaya mean it's difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
She said - They already have boyfriends.

He said - What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said - A widow.

He said - Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said - Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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